Our World, Their War

Q: Tell us how you would defy the Autobots and destroy the world, and which Decepticons character you would like to transform into to destroy the world.

A: I would transform into Megatron because if I’m are going to be the bad guys, I’ll be the baddest of the baddies.

In order to destroy the world, the first and most important thing to do is of course destroy or cripple the military force of the earth. This includes the Autobots as well since they are on the earthling’s side. Since the Autobots has the power to oppose the Decepticons power, destroying them will be a crucial key to my plan.

To destroy the Autobots, I’ll have to use the greatest weapon which is also their greatest weakness against them. As what I’ve learnt from the book ‘How to Destroy Good Guys for Dummies’, it says that the greatest weakness of all the good guys will be their sense of responsibility to protect innocent civilians. With this knowledge, I will of course capture some civilians (and the Shia LaBeouf if possible since the Autobots cared for him the most) and force the Autobots submit to my wrath if they want the earthlings to be safe. Once they are helpless, I will break the Autobots apart one by one starting from their leader, the Optimus Prime since he poise the greatest threat to me. This must be done in a swift and cruel way until there is no way the Autobots can survive because most villains spent more time talking than actually finish the job or they leave the good guys in a half dead stage where they will survive and fight back. I will also snatch The Ultimate Movie Card from them because this is the magic card that made Autobots more popular than Decepticons in the cinema! HMPH!

So with the Autobots gone, destroying the world will be like pinching an ant to death (in earthling’s term) as their military force cannot match with my metallic, heavily armed and transformable cool army. I will destroy most of the earthlings and leave only a handful of them so that they can be controlled easily and to become the toys of my armies.